Ross you cannot let her take over 

An awkward unexpected circumstance

Really do I have to sleep

I feel like a shredder

Now starring as Holly in her Viva movie

The spouses are snoozing away

We need more Cowbell

Superfeet and silicone flower petals

The best road trip ever

Everybody stayed awake to watch the Video

The whole thing is just plain sad

More reverie with my father-in-law

Trying to create a day trip to Falkirk

Who is this mysterious Ken guy

The layered mountains fade into a distant blue

The Royal Scot Dragoon Guard

Idaho State Police and the Indians

A quiet pub in Petoskey Michigan

Line Dancing with the Broom Man

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Doc you could make your special fudge

Holly holds her breath

Author of Viva La Boom Boom

The Forgotten Oldie of the Day

Picture of the Week from Mr. Smith

Revenge of the Metatarsals

Tiffanys the secret of a happy marriage

Some kind of Voo Doo Magic from Lips

Her baby is in Okinawa Japan

Chu Hi and a soft hug for Yang

This show is a Four Ticket Ride

Searching for the Governor of South Carolina

Give me something besides good health and looking fabulous

No dumping this bucket full of joy

I will meet you at Gate 21

Johnny Mathis or Tiny Tim sings our National Anthem

Demon does Rock n Roll All Nite from 1978

The Low Country will never be the same

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Holly: I pod Shuffle

Hot Dog - Limp Bizkit · I'll be Alright Without You – Journey · Migration - Jimmy Buffett · Give it Away - Red Hot Chili Peppers · Under Pressure - David Bowie · Troubadour - George Strait · Alone – Heart · I Sold My Heart to the Junkman - Bette Midler · I Told You So - Keith Urban · Deuces are Wild - Aerosmith · Tuesday's Gone -Lynyrd Skynyrd · The Very Thought of You - Frank Sinatra  · 03' Bonnie and Clyde - Jay Z · Home Sweet Home - Motley Crue · Not Ready to Make Nice - Dixie Chicks

Joe: I pod Shuffle

One by One – The Calling · Undiscovered – James Morrison · Entre Nous – Rush · Funky Tonight – John Butler · Genius – Duncan Sheik · Precious Declaration – Collective Soul · Naked as We Came – Iron and Wine · Bad Love – Eric Clapton · Hemorrhage – Fuel · To Look at You – INXS · Crossfire - Stevie Ray Vaughan · The Barricades of Heaven – Jackson Browne · Why I Am – Dave Matthews Band · A Sorta Fairytale – Tori Amos · Never Know – Jack Johnson

After four days of preliminary chat

Barry take a picture of your package

Hello Kitty is the Picture of the Week

She likes her privacy and respects others

Old and Wise at my funeral please

Trail Magic cleans out the Gutter

Things you would like to forget about Myrtle Beach

Sharks and Jellyfish

Jon and Kate plus eight minus one

Ding Dongs and Golden Cremes

Movie Chat

WYSIWYG

Another Elvis Hallmark Moment

People watching on the beach

King of the wild frontier

Less and less private every day

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Subscribing to the You Tube Vids

Barry the Prize Pack is on the way

What in the world is Lattice Math

Fresh Market Coffee and Bamboo Plates

Jumbled Chatter

Doc Cutteroff

Worst Pick up lines ever heard

National Chocolate Ice Cream Day

McVitie Chocolate Digestives from Scotland

No sunshine when she is gone

A movie leads us to the Flowbee Haircut

The meaning of Bismillah

A visit with my father in law

Adopt me already

Continental breakfast for the old guy

A certain state of disrepair and a coaster

American government going in circles

Stories that never stop around the kitchen table

At peace with themselves and their neighbors

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They are all special

Add that one to the list of mistakes

Elvis creates a very disturbing visual

Career Path Change

Loathing unloading the Dishwasher

A Very Special segment from my buddy Ross Patzelt

Barry should get a special prize pack

She just cannot talk about the Girlie secrets

Feeling the weight of Obesity

Kilometers versus Miles

Amy snuck in a new pair of trousers

Must be the new Math

Yoda is not Chinese

Waffle House memories

A Two Pack Trail Update

Another open invitation to Peru

Record your Loved Ones

Greetings from The Apostle Paul

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White water rafting in the Nolichucky Gorge

Mom is coming from England

Baseball used to be Americas pastime

His autograph is not worth much

Abbey yawns

Toes and nicknames

Listerine does work

How in the world can that happen

Video Tour of the Ace Hardware store in Greeneville

Taking out wide receivers with a baseball bat

The square root of the distance to the outhouse

Holly Morelock photography

Irving and Holly First Time Meet and Greet

One Night Only on the Ross Patzelt Radio Show

100^th loose lips sink ships program next week

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Skype just like the Old Tyme Party Line

What did I learn from the show last week

This is an emergency

Dr. Destiller sends us a Microtrack lightning bolt

Holly has a really bizarre Geriatric dream

The Over 25 Facebook Rule

Breakfast on Sunday Night in the South

Two shows a week

Mowing the yard

Quit worrying about Scat

The Belle of the Ball

A lady of Southern distinction

How You Will Die

Songs from the Life Soundtrack

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Ace Hardware Greeneville Video Tour

Click to Watch

People that have to have the last word

It is a turn signal and please use it

Obama and Notre Dame

Great communicators

Terry Turner and his new show

Congratulations and Prayers

Britain’s Got Talent

More on retail therapy

Woo Hoo Holly Raps with Ice

Long Hair or No hair

Did I go to the Prom

Amy wants to put me on eBay

An aisle full of Listerine

Selling Cars

Mothers Day

Raining on Max Patch

Buying gifts for your bride

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The show must go on

The talented Sleeping Beauty Cake Artist  

Crickey a big mess and no way to fix it

Holly the enthusiasm is genuinely appreciated

Lee Anne may be part of the gender takeover

One extremely talented young lady from ETSU

Get your earplugs handy

Watch the Cast of Hair appearing on Letterman

A trip to the local Wal Mart Superstore

Hello I am a complete dork

Happy Mothers Day

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Thank you for the Supermodel Wind Blown Hair

So many Random Thoughts throughout the day

Props to the Airman of the Year

Thanks for calling and have a fabulous day

In bed my legs move about the Axis of Cant

Holly they are the niciest vampires you will ever meet

She is an interpreter of bizarre dreams

Dire Straits Making Movies and other favorite Vinyl

The 4th Dixie Chick

Alarm Clocks

No truck keys or cell phone coverage

Searching for Two Pack not Tupac or 2 Pac

Holly Morelock Photography

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